Reviews by johanlefourbe

To be honest, I wasn’t expecting much from the damned thing but, since there were a few interesting actors involved, I thought I might as well check it out anyway. Well, unfortunately, as expected, it did turn out to be one of these dreadful wedding comedies. I mean, for a half of the duration, one of the characters was displaying a Hitler moustache and haircut, and the other big running joke was dealing with some ram which was just so idiotic but it will give you an idea of the humor displayed here. In fact, the concept of having an English guy marrying with an Australian girl after they spent only 10 days together was maybe not really original but I think it actually had some potential. Unfortunately, they seriously did nothing interesting at all with this concept and, instead, they focused on some really half-baked characters and kept delivering some rather pathetic jokes or visual gags every 2 mins. Eventually, the only person who seemed to have some fun was Olivia Newton-John and I have to admit that she was actually fairly entertaining but all the other characters were just so boring. It was interesting that the most famous actors of the bunch ([Link removed - login to see] and [Link removed - login to see]) turned out to be barely used after all but, on the other hand, back then, both of them were practically unknown, especially Debicki since it was her very first movie. At least, Laura Brent was really lovely and I thought I saw here somewhere before but it seems that her career went pretty much nowhere after this debacle. Anyway, to conclude, I guess the damned thing was rather harmless but it was also terribly lame and you should probably avoid it, even if you really loved ‘The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert’, an actually really good movie also directed by Stephan Elliott. 

To be honest, I wasn’t really sure what to expect from this flick but, since it was directed by Yasujirô Ozu and since it was on YouTube, I thought I might as well check it out. It’s only afterwards that I discovered that it was his oldest movie available. Indeed, the few movies he made before were apparently lost. Well, one of the interesting things about this movie was how modern it actually felt. Indeed, even though it is now almost 100 years old, it almost felt like watching a contemporary US feature dealing with college students. The other thing that I really enjoyed was the really neat body language used by the actors involved. Since it was a silent feature, there was obviously no dialogues involved (there wasn’t even some soundtrack so I ended up putting my own music). However, they didn’t rely too much on inter-titles and, instead, sometimes by just slightly moving their hands or their head, the actors would tell what they wanted to say which was really cool. Unfortunately, the narrative turned out to be rather clunky, I’m afraid. I mean, I really loved the first scene, how this young guy lured this young woman in his apartement but, what was exactly supposed to be his endgame? With the other student, basically his competitor, it was even worse, I really had no idea how he got acquainted with this young woman. Finally, they both ended up living in the same apartement but it seemed to be so random and even though it would make more sense if they actually knew each other before, I really have no idea if it was really the case though. Anyway, to conclude, in spite of its flaws, it was still a decent watch and it is worth a look, especially if you are interested in Yasujirô Ozu’s work. 

I wasn’t really sure what to expect from this flick but since there was a decent cast involved, I thought I might as well check it out. Well, even if it was rather harmless, to be honest, I had a rather hard time to care about the damned thing though. Indeed, even if it was to be expected, the story turned out to be so fluffy and hardly entertaining. I mean, what was supposed to be fun about a bunch of young women chasing some guys just because they are rich? I’m sorry but it didn’t sound really inspiring to me and there is no way they would make a movie nowadays with such a storyline. If they would have gone for something darker and cynical, it could have been interesting but there was no way their approach would really work for me, I’m afraid. At least, there is no doubt that the three main actresses were quite charismatic and entertaining. Concerning Marilyn Monroe, it was the 8^th movie I saw with her but, even though I have to admit that she was indeed quite gorgeous, I still don’t think she was such a great actress, even if she was quite fun here. Concerning Betty Grable, she was apparently really famous at the time but it was actually the first movie I saw with her so it was pretty cool to discover this actress. Concerning Lauren Bacall, she was probably the best of the bunch but the whole gimmick of having her character falling in love with a rich guy while thinking he was just a ‘gas pump jockey’ which was just so predictable and rather lame. Anyway, to conclude, even if it didn’t really dazzle me, I have to admit that it was still a decent watch though and it is worth a look, especially if you like the genre. 

I wasn’t really sure what to expect from this flick but since there was a solid cast involved, I thought I might as well check it out. Unfortunately, I saw this movie on the BBC without subtitles and, to be honest, I did struggle to follow everything they said, especially with the southern accents used by the cast. In fact, it took me at least half of the movie to figure out that Clara and Eula were not actually sisters but it was actually Jody who was Clara’s brother after all. Anyway, concerning the movie itself, with such a fine cast involved (Paul Newman, Joanne Woodward, Orson Welles, Lee Remick, Angela Lansbury), it could have been great but it was just fine, I guess, but not really much more than that. I mean, the concept was maybe not original but it definitely had some potential and I did like the characters and how they were interacting with each other. For example, I was first really smitten by Lee Remick who was really lovely but, slowly, Joanne Woodward did win me over and she might have been the best of the bunch after all which was no small achievement considering such heavyweights like Paul Newman and Orson Welles were involved. Concerning Newman, the guy was pretty much born to play such characters and he was really entertaining. Eventually, I think the main issue was with the tone. Indeed, it could have been or should have been much darker but I’m afraid that the end-result was just too light. It was especially obvious with the ending which was borderline silly as all the main characters managed to find bliss and happiness with their respective partners. Anyway, to conclude, in spite of its flaws, it was still a decent watch though and I think it is worth a look, especially if you like the genre. 

Obviously, since this sequel had been another major critical flop, I wasn’t expecting much from it but, since it was available on Netflix, I thought I might as well check it out anyway. Well, once again, even though the critics for this movie were rather abysmal, I don’t think it was so bad. Indeed, in my opinion, this follow-up was neither better or worse than its predecessor and, at least, you have to admit that Zack Snyder is actually pretty consistent. Above all, what amazed me the most was how Snyder managed to get 4 hrs of running time from this material? Once again, I don’t think it was really awful, it was more that it felt so empty somehow. In this case, this village and these warriors had 5 days before the enemy would attack them and, out of these 5 days (which was ridiculously low), they took like 2 or 3 days to harvest wheat but it was rather pathetic. I mean, the whole idea was that the harvest would supposedly protect them but it was certainly not convincing. Of course, at some point, Atticus Noble gave the order to blast this whole village regardless of the harvest making their whole plan completely meaningless. In a similar fashion, sure, in ‘Seven Samurai’, a handful of skilled warriors could win against an army of bandits, but, in this case, they were facing an intergalactic super power would could blast them from out of space so I’m afraid the whole concept eventually didn’t work from the very beginning. At least, I think that Sofia Boutella was actually better but I think it was mostly because she had so very little dialogues this time around (like everyone else actually). Eventually, the funniest thing is that they gave an open ending for a possible sequel but, to be honest, I wish that Snyder would drop this, even if it did sound quite promising at first. Anyway, to conclude, the damned thing was quite a waste and you should probably avoid it. 

I wasn’t really sure what to expect from this flick but since I was positively surprised by ‘Bullet Train’, I thought I might as well check it out. Eventually, I did prefer ‘Bullet Train’ which was even wilder but this movie still turned out to pretty cool though. First of all, I actually used to watch the TV-show when I was a kid but, to be honest, it was hardly one of my favorite shows at the time (Hell, even ‘The Six Million Dollar Man’ was way cooler when I was 12 years old). Fortunately, this adaptation had very little to do with the TV-show after all (at least, what I did remember about it) but I think it was a blessing though. Indeed, eventually, I understand why some critics made a comparison with ‘Barbie’ and not only because Ryan Gosling was involved in both movies. Basically, in both cases, they took some seemingly hopeless and even rather lame IP and went for some irreverent, slightly meta, daft approach and I have to admit that it worked really well here. Obviously, the action scenes were really badass, it was basically the whole point, but Gosling was also once again pretty much pitch-perfect and the guy was fairly often quite hilarious. It was also pretty neat how they managed to squeeze a rather cheesy but still sweet romance in such an action flick. With Emily Blunt, they got the perfect actress for this challenge and she has some solid chemistry with Gosling. Still, to be honest, the story was nothing really great after all and I do think that they did stretch the running time but, eventually, it was fairly impressive what they managed to do with this material. Anyway, to conclude, it turned out to be quite entertaining and the damned thing is definitely worth a look, especially if you like the genre. 

To be honest, I wasn’t really sure what to expect from this flick but, since it was starring Josh Hartnett, I thought I might as well check it out. Well, it turned out to be a rather chaotic movie, that's for sure, but I think its randomness was its biggest asset but also its biggest drawback as well, I’m afraid. Indeed, as result, it did make the whole thing really unpredictable and I kept wondering what would happen next which is always something appreciated. However, you wish that they would stop jumping from one idea to the another and focus instead on one of the 5 characters involved (Setsuko AKA Lucy, her sister, her niece, her English teacher and Takeshi AKA Tom) as they were all interesting. Unfortunately, with 90 mins of running time, there was just enough time to develop any of them, even Setsuko. I also think it was a mistake to have the whole story started after she had only one or two lessons with John. Indeed, I wish they took more time to see the impact it had on her. By the way, I never understood why Mika asked her aunt to get some English lessons from her boyfriend. I think it was a way to get some money but, to be honest, the whole plan was rather confusing. Another issue was that the timeline was rather confusing. I mean, it seemed that Mika and John were gone for a few weeks but, at some point, it seemed that they were going for at least 6 months. Finally, I didn’t really get why Mika made such a fuss about the fact that John had a wife and a daughter. I mean, it was pretty obvious that they were separated so, in this case, what was the big deal? Wasn’t he allowed to have a previous relationship? Still, it was an intriguing story and the cast was really solid. In fact, it was a very long time that I saw Josh Hartnett delivering such a fine performance. Anyway, to conclude, in spite of its flaws, it was still a decent watch and I think it is worth a look, especially if you like the genre. 

Even though this movie had been a huge critical flop, since it was available on Netflix and since it was directed by Zack Snyder, I thought I might as well check it out anyway. Well, to be honest, I don’t think it deserved such harsh critics though as I don’t think it was such a disaster after all. Indeed, I always had a weak spot for such epic Sci-Fi adventures and the damned thing was definitely ambitious. Still, even if I don’t think that it was really abysmal, it was still not good either though. I mean, it was visually not bad and it actually had some potential but, at the end of the day, I’m afraid most of it didn’t work. The most frustrating thing was probably the fact that, even though this first part was more than 2 hrs long, the story still felt curiously empty. It probably had to do to with the fact that, even though it was a new story taking place in some new world, Snyder picked up so many stuff from other movies that, sometimes, it felt more like watching a checklist in motion instead of an actual movie. Basically, he gave us ‘Seven Samurai’ in space which was not necessarily a bad idea but the end-result was barely entertaining. Another issue was the fact that the characters were either poorly developed or barely entertaining or probably a combination of the two. A perfect example would be Gunnar. Indeed, the idea of a simple farmer getting involved in some intergalactic rebellion against a ruthless seemingly almighty empire was actually pretty cool but, unfortunately, Michiel Huisman did nothing interesting with this character. In fact, it was in fact exactly what he did, nothing, as he looked stunned and wooden through the whole duration. However, the worst of the bunch was probably Sofia Boutella though. Indeed, as long as she didn’t say anything, she was quite charismatic and badass but, as soon as she was speaking, it was seriously rather cringe-inducing. Sure, she wasn’t helped by the rather pathetic dialogues she was provided with and, in the contrary to the rest of the cast, she basically had to carry the whole thing on her shoulders but still. Anyway, to conclude, it is too bad because the fact that Netflix is still willing to put so much money in something new should be celebrated but the damned thing felt like a huge waste and I don’t think it is really worth a look, except maybe if you are really a die-hard fan of Snyder’s work. 

A few days ago, I already saw ‘Brumes d'automne’ and since this other vintage short from Dimitri Kirsanoff had an even better reputation, I thought I might check it out as well. Well, to be honest, I have to admit that, just like with ‘Brumes d'automne’, even though I did admire the work done, I still had a hard time to connect with the damned thing though. I mean, even though the lovely Nadia Sibirskaïa was once again involved (I thought she was actually even more mesmerizing in ‘Brumes d'automne’), it was interesting how really different both movies were. There is of course the fact that this movie was 3 times longer but it was also slightly less surreal and there was this time some plot, even if I still had a hard time to figure out what was going on most of the time. I think the main issue with this short was that it actually started with its climax. Indeed, it was such a powerful and striking scene but, like I said before, it seemed to be actually the climax of this movie, which was definitely a bold move but, as a result, I felt slightly numb through everything that happened afterwards. Anyway, to conclude, in spite of its flaws, it was still a decent watch though and it is definitely worth a look, especially if you are interested in such experimental vintage features.