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A bad movie

Posted : 3 years ago on 11 April 2022 07:57 (A review of Traffik)

To be honest, I wasn’t really sure what to expect from this flick but since I have a weak spot for Paula Patton and since it was available on Netflix, I thought I might as well check it out. Well, first of all, I can’t remember the last time I saw a movie which obviously didn’t deserve at all to start with the words ‘based on true events’. Sure, millions of women in the US and in the rest of the world are victims of this awful business but it was basically the only true thing about this movie. Indeed, everything was completely made up and it obviously never happened that some journalist discovered a trafficking ring completely by accident, actually became an actual victim of this traffickers and managed to have the whole thing shut down, all this within only a couple of hours. Seriously, it would be like claiming that ‘Seven’ is actually based on true events because serial killers do exist. Anyway, even if the ‘based on true events’ claim was completely bogus and ridiculous, it wasn’t even the biggest problem with this movie. Indeed, the damned thing was just so slow, it took forever to finally get the plot started and everything happening before was just seriously tedious. Furthermore, even if Paula Patton was charming as usual, in spite of all her efforts, I never cared about her character and her group of friends was even worse. I mean, who cares that Darren is a hotshot sport agent doing some cocaine and is a major douchebag with his girlfriend and his best friend? What was the link with the main topic and, above all, what was the added value? Anyway, to conclude, even though it was dealing with an important topic, it is rather bewildering how weak the damned thing was and I think you can pretty much avoid it. 



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A good movie

Posted : 3 years ago on 10 April 2022 08:16 (A review of Parallel Mothers)

Since I kept hearing some pretty good things about this movie, I was quite eager to check it out. Indeed, after an impressive and prolific career going over 4 decades, Almodovar was finally tackling one of the darkest pages of Spain history. However, it seemed that he chickened out as he decided to squeeze it into one of his typical convoluted family drama. Of course, you could argue that both stories were dealing with genetic identity and heritage but, in my opinion, this link was just too thin. I mean, looking for some long deceased and seemingly lost relatives through DNA test and figuring out who’s the mother of a misplaced young baby also with some DNA test was hardly the same thing. It’s too bad because these two tales were actually interesting but mixing them turned out to be rather awkward. On top of that, he kept adding layers upon layers of dramatic turns and I’m glad I’m familiar with his work, otherwise, I can imagine how alienating his chaotic approach can be. As an example, it was probably not the greatest idea to have these two mothers starting a romantic relationship, especially since it was completely dropped 10 minutes later. Still, Almodovar always delivers such fascinating and complex women and he certainly didn’t disappoint in this area. Furthermore, the female cast was top-notch and I’m not surprised that Penelope Cruze was nominated for an Academy Award for her work. Anyway, I guess we will have to wait a little bit longer to have Almodovar making a movie really focusing on the Spanish civil war but, in the meantime, this movie will do. To conclude, even it won’t belong Almodovar’s best work, it was still a solid drama and it is definitely worth a look, especially if you are interested in the work of the Spanish master. 


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An average movie

Posted : 3 years ago on 10 April 2022 07:01 (A review of Book Club)

To be honest, I didn’t have some really high expectations regarding this movie but, since there was a solid cast involved, I thought I might as well check it out anyway. Well, my wife apparently really enjoyed it and I have to admit that it was completely harmless and even fairly entertaining. However, I’m afraid it was still too generic and predictable for my taste though. The funny thing is I’m myself member of a filmclub which is one my favorite thing in the world but, to be honest, you might wonder why they called this movie ‘Book Club’ since the books never really mattered. In fact, it seemed that they only read some books which have been recently adapted in feature films so, this way, even if the audience don’t ever read any books, they still have the chance to follow what they are actually talking about. Eventually, they basically spend their time drinking a rather unhealthy amount of white wine and talk about anything except the book they have read which was fine but, to be honest, it was never really transcending though. At least, there is no denying that Jane Fonda is still so gorgeous, even after reaching 80 years of age. Of course, my wife would argue that she probably had some work done all over her body but, if the end-result turned out to be so successful, weIl, I would say it was definitely worth it. And the rest of the cast was just charming as well, even Andy Garcia and Don Johnson but it’s just that the damned thing was so damned fluffy, at least, for me. Anyway, to conclude, it’s possible that my rating was too harsh but, to be honest, I’d really rather have these talented actresses spending their time with some slightly more substantial material. 


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An average movie

Posted : 3 years ago on 9 April 2022 06:24 (A review of The Nest)

I wasn’t really sure what to expect from this movie but, for some reasons, I was intrigued by it and I was quite eager to check it out. Well, to be honest, it turned out to be rather disappointing and the damned thing never really grabbed me after all. I mean, it’s not that it wasn’t well made and I wouldn’t blame the actors either. Indeed, Jude Law and Carrie Coon were some perfect choices for their respective characters and they both delivered some really solid performances. Basically, the issue was that the whole point of this movie was too obscure for most of the duration and it took too damned long just to get there. Seriously, it has been a while since I have seen such a slow burn and, to make things worse, nothing that happened in the meantime was really fascinating. Basically, the whole point (I guess, I’m still not sure at this point) was to show that, in spite of its talent, charm, good looks, wealth, Rory O’Hara is actually a seriously rotten guy. Indeed, in his life, pretty much everything is going to sh*t: his previous job, his new job, his finances, his cranky new mansion, his new horse, his kids, his relationship with his wife, with his mother,… Seriously, they made it really hard to root for the guy but, above all, they pushed it just too far. I mean, he was at first introduced as the genius golden boy of the finance world and, yet, you never see him ever doing anything remarkable in this area so he only seemed to be an incompetent arrogant idiot. In a similar fashion, he didn’t become overnight a lying blowhard, he must have been this same way pretty much all his life so why would his wife act so shocked and annoyed by his behavior? Anyway, to conclude, even if the damned thing never really worked, it was still a decent watch though and I guess it is worth a look.


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A good movie

Posted : 3 years ago on 8 April 2022 11:13 (A review of The Mustang)

I wasn’t really sure what to expect from this flick but since I have a weak spot for Matthias Schoenaerts, I was quite eager to check it out. I was actually wondering how Schoenaerts, a Belgian actor, did end up playing a character who could have been played by countless US actors. Eventually,  the main reason was probably that this movie was directed by a French woman who, liked me, must have been familiar with Schoenaerts’s career. Anyway, beside the casting, I did appreciate the parallels between this inmate and this horse who were basically both locked in a cage with nothing left than their rage against the rest of the world. Indeed, there was definitely something beautiful about these two wild beings somehow bonding with each other. However, I think they really pushed it by making the main character becoming seriously mellow after working with this horse. Maybe they should have slightly toned down the positive impact of this experiment but, still, there is no doubt that it is a much more positive way to handle prisoners and I’m sure it must be really therapeutic for them. On top of that, once again, Matthias Schoenaerts delivered here another intense performance. In my opinion, he is actually one of the very few actors who manages to be really charismatic but at the same time still feels completely authentic. To be honest, the other sub-plots, especially the one involving some Ketamine traffic in the prison, were all rather half-baked but as long they focused on this man and his horse, it worked just fine. Anyway, to conclude, even if it was probably not a masterpiece, it was still a solid watch and it is definitely worth a look, especially if you are interested in Matthias Schoenaerts’s work. 



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An average movie

Posted : 3 years ago on 6 April 2022 10:41 (A review of The Foreigner)

To be honest, I wasn’t really sure what to expect from this flick but since I have a weak spot for Pierce Brosnan, I thought I might as well check it out. Well, even if it was nothing really amazing, I thought it was still a decent watch. The weird thing is that it was, in fact, not one movie but two movies combined together somehow. The first one was basically a ‘Taken’ knock-off starring Jackie Chan in the role that suddenly transformed Liam Neeson into action star overnight but Chan was actually really convincing. Indeed, I always loved Jackie Chan doing some crazy stunts but, even though they might be popular, I always dreaded all his jokes and it was actually neat to see the Hong Kong legend finally involved in some darker material. I was rather impressed how well he adjusted himself to the R rated stuff even if, for most of the duration, his character was actually stuck staying ‘Names?’ to pretty much everyone that crossed his path. The 2nd movie-within-the movie was basically a political thriller involving Pierce Brosnan who was also quite convincing as well playing a seasoned tough politician. I wish they did give more background information explaining how a former IRA terrorist somehow ended up being filthy rich during the 30 years after he quit fighting. Anyway, even though both stories worked fairly well as stand-alone, unfortunately, mixing them was turned out to be rather awkward. Basically, each side of the story constantly cannibalized the other one. For example, if they would focus on Pierce Brosnan’s character and his political intrigues for a while, Jackie Chan’s character would then completely disappear for too long. Anyway, to conclude, in spite of its flaws, it was still a decent watch and I think it is worth a look, especially if you like the genre. 



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A good movie

Posted : 3 years ago on 5 April 2022 09:49 (A review of Apollo 10 ½: A Space Age Childhood)

After all these years, I still have to watch ‘Waking Life’. On the other hand, I really loved ‘A Scanner Darkly’, so I was definitely eager to check this new animated feature from Richard Linklater, especially since it would be available on Netflix. Well, the damned thing turned out to be such a sweet nostalgic vintage slice of life and I thoroughly enjoyed it. To be honest, you might wonder if the animation genre was really required to tell this tale since it could have been just as well shot as a standard live-action feature but I think this choice made sense. Indeed, even if we think we have some clear memories from our childhood, it is actually always a heightened recollection of what actually happened and, with animation, there was no better way to convey this surreal feeling. Furthermore, I loved how Linklater looked back into such deep details into his childhood and it is really impressive how he managed to tell this story through the eyes of a young kid. I also really appreciate how he didn’t sugar-coat anything. Indeed, I think it’s pretty obvious that he loved his childhood but he was definitely not shy to show that not everything was perfect, even far from it, but it actually made the whole thing even more interesting to behold. Eventually, the only thing that didn’t really work for me was Stan pretending that he went on a secret mission on the moon a couple of months before Apollo 11. Sure, I do understand that the kid had a wild fantasy and was therefore fantasizing about taking part in this legendary mission but, as far as I was concerned, it didn’t really have any added value, especially since the main character was not apparently such a huge fan of the race to space or of NASA in general. Anyway, to conclude, even if it was maybe not a masterpiece, I really enjoyed the damned thing and I think it is definitely worth a look, especially if you are interested in Richard Linklater’s work or if you like the genre. 



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A good movie

Posted : 3 years ago on 4 April 2022 09:05 (A review of Nightmare Alley)

Since I had seen so far all the movies directed by Guillermo Del Toro, of course, I had to see his last directorial effort at some point, especially since it had once again received some solid reviews. Everybody noticed that, for the 1st time of his career, Del Toro finally handled a fairly realistic tale without some fantastic elements but there was an obvious connection between his usual work and this carnival world filled with freaks and misfits. Anyway, there is no denying that the damned thing looked amazing and Del Toro, with his first neo-noir, delivered a pitch-perfect mood. Bradley Cooper also delivered a strong performance as well, even if his character turned out to be not much more than a cheap hustler after all. Concerning the story, it definitely had some potential but, to be honest, I think it could have been even better developed though. First of all, even if it was always entertaining, it was also really long and it felt as if Del Toro tried to combine two movies into one. Eventually, I wonder if the first act during which Stanton Carlisle learned the ropes at the carnival maybe should have been shortened. To make things worse, in spite of the rather extensive running time, most of the other characters (Molly, Dr. Lilith Ritter, Zeena, Pete, Clem, Ezra Grindle) were all barely developed which was a shame since they were all quite fascinating. The biggest victim was probably Rooney Mara who was stuck playing another thankless part. I mean, what did Molly see in Stanton? And, the other way around, what did he see in her? Coming back on Stanton Carlisle, we spend so much time with the guy and, as a result, I was expecting him to come up with something exceptional at some point. However, after all, the guy went from being a hobo to be a cheap hustler, then a slightly less cheap hustler and he finally ended up as a pathetic drunk so you might wonder if the guy was really worth spending so much time with after all. On the other hand, I have to admit that the final scene was pretty much perfect. Anyway, to conclude, even if it wasn’t really a homerun, it was still a solid watch and it is definitely worth a look, especially if you are interested in Del Toro’s work.



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An average movie

Posted : 3 years ago on 3 April 2022 07:16 (A review of Death on the Nile)

I didn’t care much for ‘Murder on the Orient Express’ but, since it was apparently fairly successful at the box-office, they had to come up with a sequel and, since it was available on Disney+, I thought I might as well check it out. First of all, I did see the older version starring Peter Ustinov as Hercule Poirot but it was at least 10 years ago and, to be honest, I have to admit that I didn’t remember much about it which is usually not a good sign but, at least, it probably allowed me to appreciate more this new version by and with Kenneth Branagh. Well, I think it was an improvement on ‘Murder on the Orient Express’ both because  the story is simply better but also because Branagh, as a director, seemed to be more confident with the material this time around. It was also a nice touch that they took the time to go slightly deeper into Poirot’s background. Eventually, it’s a pity that they didn’t give the same courtesy to the other characters who were all barely developed whatsoever but that’s to be  expected when you a have a murder mystery involving almost a dozen of suspects. Concerning the murder case, to be honest, I pretty much figured it all out from the moment Linnet Ridgeway met her future husband Simon Doyle. Since it was all so simple after all, they decided to add two really random extra murders, just to make it all more complicated than it actually was, but I could have done without them. Still, it is, in all the different versions, a better story than the one in 'Murder on the Orient Express'. Anyway, to conclude, even if I will probably forget the whole thing within a few days, I still think it is worth a look, at least, if you really like the genre.


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An average movie

Posted : 3 years, 1 month ago on 2 April 2022 06:57 (A review of Lizzie)

To be honest, I wasn’t really sure what to expect from this flick but since there was a decent cast involved and since it was available on Netflix, I thought I might as well check it out. First of all, the Americans have apparently always been fascinated the Lizzie Borden true crime story since there has been countless movies and miniseries made about this story. However, for some reason, it was actually the first movie about it that I have seen so far but it was probably a blessing as it allowed me to appreciate more the damned thing. However, even if I have to admit that this story was indeed intriguing, the movie itself never really grabbed me though. Above all, it seems that the directing was going for something creepy but, to be honest, it felt mostly flat. There was also the fact that, through most of the duration, they didn’t tell us anything really about any of the characters involved but instead insisted on setting an ominous mood without actually succeeding even in this area. Concerning the actors, it was apparently a passion project for Chloë Sevigny, an interesting actress who never gets to play the lead, and she gave here a really solid performance. Concerning Kristen Stewart, depending on the material she is provided, she can be pretty good but, to be honest, she always struggles with such period pieces and I’m afraid she was never convincing here. Seriously, she played her character as if she was constantly constipated. Anyway, to conclude, in spite of its flaws, it was still a decent watch and I think it is worth a look but there is no doubt that they could make something so much better with this tale.


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