
Posted : 3 years, 10 months ago on 7 June 2021 07:53
(A review of
Ouija)
To be honest, I wasnât expecting much from this movie and the main reason I wanted to watch the damned thing in the first place was because Iâm actually interested in the sequel/prequel by Mike Flanagan, probably one of the best horror directors at work nowadays, but I wanted to watch this first installment before. Well, as expected, it turned out to be pretty weak, Iâm afraid. Apparently, the makers actually really struggled during the production and about 50% had to be reshot 4 months before the release date which is never a good sign. I have to admit that the concept had some potential though as there is something really creepy about Ouija boards. However, I believe also that it would better worked for a short movie. Indeed, the concept did seem to be too limited to work for a full length feature like this one, even if the running time was even below 90 mins. In my opinion, they seriously stretched out the material and, as a result, it did feel kind of creepy for a while but, soon enough, it became a basic ghost tale mixed up with a rather tedious slasher flick. The fact that the group of friends involved was just so uncharismatic didnât help, I guess, and Iâm not surprised that, except for Olivia Cooke, I had never heard of any of them before. On the other hand, they were not helped by the poor material that they were provided. Eventually, the biggest achievement of this movie was that, right now, Iâm wondering even more how Mike Flanagan eventually managed to handle this material since his sequel has a much better reputation than this failed franchise opener. Anyway, to conclude, even if I have seen worse, it was still a rather weak horror flick and I donât think it is really worth a look, except maybe if youâre a die-hard fan of the genre.

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Posted : 3 years, 10 months ago on 6 June 2021 06:59
(A review of
Isn't It Romantic)
I wasnât expecting much from this flick but since it was available on Netflix, I thought I might as well check it out. Well, to be honest, I have to admit that the damned thing was not so bad at all after all. Indeed, the whole anti-romantic comedy concept was actually fairly entertaining. Sure, it might seem really silly but, at least, it was refreshing to see a movie and a main character which were actually conscious about the fact that everything happening was actually seriously ridiculous. It was also a nice touch that Josh (the character played by Adam Devine) was the only one who didnât seem to be under the âspellâ but it was maybe slightly disappointing that the main character didnât notice it right from the start. Above all, it was some perfect material for Rebel Wilson though. To be honest, I was surprised that it was her first leading part as she had been around already for quite some time. However, she definitely was up for it and she was seriously entertaining. Recently, she has lost a lot of weight, as it is apparently impossible in Hollywood to look different than everyone else, but I really appreciate the fact that she looked like a ânormalâ woman in this movie which was really refreshing and, yet, she was still quite charismatic. Eventually, the only thing that slightly ruined the whole thing for me was the musical number at the end. Indeed, I never really cared for this typical romantic comedy gimmick and, in this case, it felt really out of place and uncalled for. Anyway, to conclude, even if it was nothing really groundbreaking, it turned out to be actually a really solid romantic comedy and I think it is worth a look, especially if you like the genre.

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Posted : 3 years, 10 months ago on 6 June 2021 06:49
(A review of
Goon: Last of the Enforcers)
To be honest, I didnât have some really high expectations before watching this flick. In fact, I was even warned by a fellow listal member that it was a really unnecessary sequel (on the other hand, isnât it the case with most sequels?!) but, since it was available on Netflix, I thought I might as well check it out anyway. Well, I still think that a couple of ideas were pretty neat. Indeed, Anders Cain was a badass character, Wyatt Russel was really charismatic and I also enjoyed the dynamic in Doug Glattâs team. Unfortunately, well, pretty much nothing else really worked. Indeed, while its predecessor might have been too generic and predictable, at least, it was rather well written and it had a solid narrative structure. With this sequel, they kept going back in forth with some ideas which were never really interesting in the first place. For example, the retirement thing is one of the lamest gimmick in the sports genre and Doug Platt eventually did retire not once but twice during this movie. Another example was with Anders Cain who, within the same season, played against Glatt, then for the Hurricanes but without Glatt, then for the Hurricanes with Glatt and, finally, he was back in his previous team to play again against the main character. Not only it seems hardly believable that it would happen during such a short time period (but who knows? Maybe itâs possible on such low hockey leagues...) but, above all, what was the point? Then, the main character had some struggle at his new regular job, he had some trouble with the wifey,... All this was just terribly generic, rather tedious and barely developed whatsoever. Finally, except for Elisha Cuthbert who was surprisingly funny, most of the jokes turned out to be rather lame. Anyway, to conclude, the more I think about it, the more I believe that my rating was actually too high for this movie but I guess it might still be worth a look though, if you really like the genre.

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Posted : 3 years, 10 months ago on 3 June 2021 09:11
(A review of
Una)
To be honest, I really had no idea what to expect from this flick but since I have a weak spot for Rooney Mara, I was quite eager to check it out. Well, like all movies dealing with pedophilia, it turned out to be extremely disturbing, even sickening. However, the approach they chose turned out to be rather misguided. I mean, I understand that they tried to humanize somehow both the victim and the perpetrator which might seem courageous. However, to make the audience sympathize with a child predator is a tall order but what made the whole thing pretty much impossible to digest was the fact that half of the movie was about these two seriously f*ckep up people reminiscing about their past seriously f*ckep up relationship. Of course, many people might wonder what the hell was going in Unaâs mind but I think it was pretty obvious that she was completely messed up resulting in her irrational behavior and I was more wondering what she was thinking and feeling back then. Indeed, what made the young Una actually fall for her much older neighbor? Eventually, even though Ben Mendelsohn delivered another strong performance, I think that a more classically handsome actor would have worked better than a guy who actually look like a creepy child predator (sorry, no offense, Ben). By the way, I thought it was hard to believe that a convicted child abuser would be actually able to change his name. Isnât it the point to keep tabs on such guys to at least make sure they donât harm anyone anymore? Anyway, at least, the whole thing did display the massive damage done to the victim, even if the physical âcontactâ might have been consensual, and above all, how irreversible this damage might be. Finally, I shouldnât forget to mention that Mara was pretty much pitch-perfect playing an incredibly difficult part. Anyway, to conclude, in spite of a really misguided approach, I still think it is worth a look though.

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Posted : 3 years, 10 months ago on 3 June 2021 12:25
(A review of
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows)
I wasnât expecting much from this flick but I thought I might as well check it out anyway. First of all, I have to admit that it had been a while since I saw the first instalment with my step-son and, to be honest, I didnât remember much about it but it didnât really matter though. Basically, the CGI was once again rather impressive, I have to admit that the action scenes were not bad but the plot was still generic and tedious, Iâm afraid. What mostly surprised me was the number of characters that they added to this sequel: Rocksteady, Bebop, Casey Jones, Krang, Baxter Stockman, Alessandra Ambrosio, Laura Linney obviously showing up for a (hopefully) juicy paycheck,⌠They were even not 1 but 2 nameless Asian chicks with only a few lines of dialogues playing some useless sidekicks to 2 different main characters. I have to admit that, for some reason, it was actually neat to see Casey Jones, even if the character really doesnât work in a live-action version like this one. Indeed, my little brother was the one obsessing with the Ninja Turtles back then we were kids but I do remember actually having a really cool Casey Jones toy figure (see underneath). I actually looked it up on the internet and this freaking toy now costs more than 150 dollars so I wish I kept the damned thing! Concerning the movie itself, I think it might be actually fairly entertaining for kids around 12 years old but, as far as I was concerned, I didnât care much for it and I will probably forget about the whole thing within a few days, exactly like its predecessor. Concerning Megan Fox, it is rather sad, even pathetic, that she got fired from the âTransformersâ franchise after comparing Michael Bay with Hitler to then work again with the same guy 5 years later for a very similar franchise, albeit much less successful commercially speaking. Anyway, to conclude, even if I have seen worse, I donât think it is really worth a look, expect maybe if you are a 9-12 year old boy.
05/10

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Posted : 3 years, 10 months ago on 2 June 2021 10:39
(A review of
It: Chapter Two)
To be honest, I have to admit that I was slightly worried about this movie. Indeed, when the first instalment was released, it had been hugely popular but I had noticed that this sequel didnât make so much waves when it came out. However, since the damned thing was available on Netflix, I was quite eager to check it out anyway. I even re-watched the previous instalment the day before. At least, pretty much everyone seemed to agree that the actors to portray the adult versions of the kids were pretty much spot-on, even if, personally, I had a rather hard time to picture James McAvoy as the adult version of Bill Denbrough. On top of that, it is still hands-down one of the best stories delivered by Stephen King and it was just awesome to see again this group of friends more than 25 years later. Still, even if it turned out to be a decent watch, it was certainly a step-down from the previous movie though. Indeed, as long they focused on how the adult characters struggled with the traumatic experience they had when they were kids, the whole thing was actually pretty good but , unfortunately, they kept adding just too many stuff and most of it was barely interesting, at least, not to me. Some memory loss? Some ancient Indian ritual? A quest for some personal artifacts? The really far-fetched origins of Pennywise? Of course, I understand that most of it actually came from the book (which I havenât read at this point) but I think it would have been much stronger if they have focused more on the characters themselves and what they were going through emotionally. Anyway, to conclude, in spite of its flaws, it is still a really strong story and it is definitely worth a look, especially if you like the genre.Â

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Posted : 3 years, 11 months ago on 31 May 2021 08:53
(A review of
Cargo)
I wasnât really sure what to expect from this flick but since it was suggested by a fellow Listal member, I thought I might as well check it out. Well, even though it turned out to be a decent watch, to be honest, I still canât say I was impressed though. It is possible that I might have enjoyed it more if there wasnât such an overdose of movies and TV-shows dealing with the current zombie craze. Anyway, in this case, the end-result felt like a rather overlong episode of âThe Walking Deadâ taking place in Australia. I have to admit that it was an interesting approach to focus on a really average couple but, to be honest, I never really cared about them and the fact that they both got infected rather stupidly made it even harder to root for them. Eventually, the most interesting thing about this flick was to show these aboriginals going back to their ancient lifestyle and facing such a pandemic in their own way. Unfortunately, they decided to focus on this white man when they should have spent more time on the aboriginals. Another interesting approach would have been to follow the plot developed years ago by Jim Jarmusch with âDead Manâ. Indeed, in this case, they could have dropped the wife, showing only Andy basically dying very slowly right from the start and Thoomi could have supported him during this final journey. Anyway, it is pretty obvious that the aboriginals were actually what made this movie interesting but they were barely given any screen time after all. To conclude, in spite of its flaws, it was still fairly entertaining and I guess it is worth a look, especially if you like the genre.Â

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Posted : 3 years, 11 months ago on 29 May 2021 06:48
(A review of
Lost River)
I wasnât really sure what to expect from this flick but since it was Ryan Goslingâs directorial debut, I was still eager to check it out. Well, to be honest, it wasnât really good, Iâm afraid. Indeed, it seems that, after working with such directors like Terrence Malick or Nicolas Winding Refn, Gosling tried more or less to emulate their style but, to be honest, the end-result was not much better than a really pretentious student art film. Seriously, even if it didnât last more than 90 mins, it felt more like watching a 3 hours long feature which is never a good sign. It seems that he went for some kind of white trash poetry, by showing how this people are living in some terrible conditions but also showing that there is still something beautiful about them, something like that, I guess. I mean, itâs not that it was unwatchable but it was definitely a slog and, above all, I just never cared about what was happening on the screen. At least, there is no doubt that Gosling managed to gather a nice cast (Christina Hendricks, Saoirse Ronan, Matt Smith, Ben Mendelsohn, Eva Mendes) and they all delivered some solid performances. It was especially neat to see the lovely Eva Mendes one last time before she would retire, even if her character was barely developed. On the other hand, I donât think that any of characters was really developed after all. Anyway, to conclude, I think my rating was probably too generous here but I guess I gave Gosling a few extra points for at least trying to deliver something ambitious, experimental and artistic, even if the end-result turned out to be a rather misguided vanity project after all.Â

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Posted : 3 years, 11 months ago on 28 May 2021 10:35
(A review of
Army of the Dead)
Following the âJustice Leagueâ debacle (I still have to watch the Snyderâs cut but, to be honest, Iâm not really holding my breath to watch a 4 hours bloated super-hero mash-up), Zack Snyder managed to deliver another directorial effort, this time with Netflix, and I thought I might as well check it out. Well, for this new flick, Snyder came back to his roots and made another zombie flick, 17 years after his directorial debut, âDawn of the Deadâ. Since âDawn of the Deadâ remains one of his best movies, it was pretty neat that the guy was coming back to this genre. On top of that, I always had a weak spot for the heist genre and the fact that it was taking place in Las Vegas made the whole thing sound pretty awesome. Well, the first issue was with the title. Indeed, it seemed to be a rather cheap trick to link this movie to Snyderâs own remake and Romeroâs legendary franchise when this movie actually had nothing to do with these movies. The next issue was the fact that, even though there were quite a lot of characters, it was rather disappointing that the most recognizable actor was Dave Bautista whoâs basically a 3rd rank Marvel actor at best. At least, Bautista was not bad at all and actually gave a solid performance. Concerning the rest of the cast, even though there were plenty of characters, none of them was developed whatsoever though. Itâs too bad because some of them had some potential. For example, you had some girl called Chambers, she didnât have any dialogues whatsoever and after one really neat badass action scene, she was unfortunately discarded and turned into some zombie food. Concerning the story itself, well, I guess it was entertaining enough but it also felt rather lazy and generic. To be honest, the more I think about it, the more I believe it would have worked better as a videogame instead of a feature film. Anyway, to conclude, Iâm afraid this movie wonât improve Snyderâs reputation of being a hack but I guess it is worth a look if you like the genre.Â

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Posted : 3 years, 11 months ago on 27 May 2021 08:46
(A review of
Hunter Killer)
I wasnât really sure what to expect from this flick but the title did sound pretty badass and since there was a decent cast involved, I thought I might as well check it out. Well, to be honest, I had a rather hard time to care about the damned thing after all. I have to admit that some of the action scenes involving the submarines were quite spectacular and I always had a weak spot for the genre but pretty much nothing else really worked in this movie, Iâm afraid. Indeed, the beginning scenes were rather murky but when it became clear what the hell was going on, it turned out to be seriously far-fetched. Of course, you might argue that I shouldnât take such action flicks too seriously but, in this case, they were dealing with an actual geopolitical situation and all the characters were dead serious through the whole thing so a more plausible plot would have better worked in my opinion. Eventually, this movie didnât focus only on the submarines, as if the makers didnât trust it to be enough, and they did add not only one but two extra story threads, one involving some standard war room talks with Gary Oldman, Common and Linda Cardellini and another involving some black-ops operation with some unknown and rather uncharismatic actors. Both these threads were terribly generic and tedious, especially the black-ops stuff and it felt as if the makers were not confident enough to be able to deliver a movie about some submarine mission so they added some (unnecessary and rather unwelcome) extra stuff. Anyway, to conclude, even if I have a weak spot for the submarine genre, this movie just didn't work and I donât think it is really worth a look.Â

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