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An average movie

Posted : 10 years, 3 months ago on 8 December 2014 04:15 (A review of Swordfish)

Honestly, I find it rather difficult to judge this movie. I mean, on one hand, half of it is complete garbage and there is no way I actually should say anything positive about the damned thing but, on the other hand, there was in fact a lot of cool stuff going on and I have to admit that the damned thing was actually quite entertaining. Take the introduction for example : it is completely over the top, it doesnā€™t add anything really substancial to the plot but, damned, it was really amazing to behold and definitely one of the most impressive intro I have ever seen. This scene pretty much sums up the whole thing: it is a rather generic action flick with a rather preposterous plot and, from time to time, you get some really unexpected and even more ridiculous scenes to spice up the whole thing. So, you get this intro, and this notorious scene when Halle Berry shows up her boobs for no reasonable reasons (on the other hand she got 500,000($) good reasons to do it) and this totally gratuitous bit when Hugh Jackman is getting some blowjob while hacking some computer with at least 10 witnesses. It pretty much sums up the level of this demented flick and, to make things better (or worse), you have John Travolta giving in one of his typical over-the-top bad guy performance so event though I think it is worth a look, it is definitely an acquired taste.


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A good movie

Posted : 10 years, 3 months ago on 8 December 2014 02:20 (A review of Tarzan)

Even though it is not really considered as one of the real classics made by Disney, it was still fairly successful and it is actually considered to be the last major box office success of the Disney Renaissance before the studio's decline at the beginning of the 2000ā€™s. Personally, even though I thought it was a decent effort, I still think it was missing something to become really remarkable. The main issue, in my opinion, is that the whole thing was too easy. Indeed, they took one of the oldest stories ever created and they gave one of the most straightforward adaptations you could possibly imagine so the whole thing was rather predictable. On the other hand, it was in fact surprisingly the very first animated adaptation of this tale so maybe they were wise to remain faithful to the material. Still, all in all, I thought that it was an enjoyable movie nonetheless. Indeed, at the time, Disney had really mastered the combination of traditional hand-drawn animation with CGI animation. As a result, you got some really impressive scenes and I especially enjoyed the scene when Tarzan was literally ā€˜surfingā€™ in the trees. Anyway, to conclude, even though I donā€™t think it is really a masterpiece, I still think it is a really solid animated feature and it is definitely worth a look, especially if you like the genre.


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A bad movie

Posted : 10 years, 3 months ago on 7 December 2014 11:07 (A review of The Smurfs 2)

To be honest, I really didnā€™t like the first installment but my youngest daughter really enjoyed it, so I bought this on dvd (thank God, it was pretty cheap) for her as a gift for St Nicolas (some Dutch version of Santa Claus) and I ended up watching it with her. Eventually, it wasn't really worse than the first installment but since it was a sequel, I still gave it a lower rating. The main issue I had with this flick, is that they took the same misguided formula and did exactly the same thing with it with an even more underwhelming result. At least, the first time around, I was quite generous and I gave them some few extra points for at least trying and those little blue guys did look pretty good. But, for this sequel, even the novelty was not there anymore and the whole thing became this giant snooze party and a massive cash-grab for Sony hoping that the parents won't check the other available family features when they go out with their kids. Even though the Smurfs were not my favorite cartoon when I was a kid, there was still something charming about them but it is now long gone with this franchise.


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A good movie

Posted : 10 years, 3 months ago on 7 December 2014 10:24 (A review of Leviathan)

Even though many of my fellow Filmclub members thought it was dark and gloomy, since I was a little bit more familiar with Andrey Zvyagintsev's work, I was expecting something actually even bleaker. I mean, it was still hardly a picnic, you don't really get a positive image of Russia as it seems that all the governmental workers are either incompetent or corrupt and most of the adult population seems to be half of their life completely drunk. Still, it was quite bearable and Zvyagintsev managed again to give some gorgeous shots and I thought that the directing was really solid. The actors did a fine job as well but, in my opinion, the wife's character was too ambiguous and eventually, you never really get the opportunity to understand her motivation behind her actions. I also had a hard time to get what the director was eventually getting at (apparently, it was a modern reworking of the Book of Job but since my knowledge of the bible is rather limited, I kinda missed that). Still, even though I still don't think I'm a huge fan of this director, it was definitely an interesting watch and it is definitely worth a look, especially if you like the genre.


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An average movie

Posted : 10 years, 3 months ago on 6 December 2014 10:11 (A review of Despicable Me 2)

Even though I did like 'Despicable Me', I didn't think it was really amazing but since it was a big success at the box-office, of course, they had to bring a sequel. Eventually, I thought it was a decent follow-up and it was fairly entertaining but I canā€™t say it was really an improvement on the previous installment. In fact, in my opinion, the story was actually pretty messy. Indeed, why did they hire Gru for this mission? What was his mission in fact? Maybe I didnā€™t pay enough attention but it was rather murky to me. Even though those movies are massively popular, I think they are mostly aimed at young children who won't mind such a rather weak story but since I donā€™t belong to the target audience, I didn't really buy it. Still, I have to admit that those Minions were again pretty awesome, Gru was really fun as well and, obviously, they had to add a mum to this family but Lucy was actually a very nice addition and she made me smile a couple of times. To conclude, I still think that this franchise is rather overrated but it remains a decent animated feature and it is worth a look, especially if you like the genre.


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An average movie

Posted : 10 years, 3 months ago on 5 December 2014 09:50 (A review of Seeking Justice)

Unfortunately, it has become a real chore to watch Nicolas Cage's movies and even though I wasn't expecting much from this flick, it was still rather disappointing. The only interesting thing was the working title which was 'The Hungry Rabbit Jumps' and this title made me believed at some point that he could be something more than another average action flick starring Nicolas Cage but they got rid off it for something much more generic so you could be sure that the whole thing had nothing really amazing to offer. Evenually, right from the start, the whole thing felt terribly misguided. I mean, Cage portraying a school teacher who plays chess in his spare time? Definitely not believable. And then some random guy shows up at the hospital and propose to kill his wife molester and he doesnā€™t guess that the whole thing completely stinks? Again, hardly convincing. At this point, the damage was already done and what you had left was watching Cage running endlessly to save his ass which was as boring as it sounds. To conclude, it could have been worse, I guess, but the whole thing was still a waste of time and I don't think it is worth a look whatsoever.


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A classic

Posted : 10 years, 3 months ago on 5 December 2014 10:16 (A review of Superman)

Nowadays, Marvel is pretty much ruling the box-office, the super-heros have become the new cash-cow and you wonder how long this new trend will last. In fact, almost 40 years ago, they had already released a big blockbuster in this genre (it was in fact the most expensive movie ever made at the time and it remained so for a decade) and it was a huge success at the time. It is rather surprising that even though the Superman franchise was really successful, they didnā€™t launch some other franchise around some other super-heros. Apparently, they were waiting for the technology to catch up to be able to create something visually acceptable. Anyway, coming back to our main feature, it was definitely groundbreaking and I certainly thought it was pretty cool when I was a kid but, to be honest, the whole thing feels rather dated. I mean, sure, the whole thing still looks decent, especially after all these years, and it was quite entertaining but I never thought it was really amazing though. The issue I always had was actually with Superman is that the guy is pretty much invincible (except for the good old Kryponite so the options are rather limited), rather bland and actually pretty boring, especially compared to the much more interesting Batman with his borderline sociopatic behavior. To conclude, even though Iā€™m not a huge fan of this movie, it is pretty much a classic and it is definitely worth a look, especially if you like the genre.


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An average movie

Posted : 10 years, 3 months ago on 4 December 2014 10:03 (A review of Red Dawn)

Nowadays, they make remakes for pretty much everything and, this time, they went for a feature from the 80's which might be considered as a cult-classic but even though I haven't seen it, I'm hardly convinced if it was any good to start with. Anyway, there was definitely something appealing about this concept and they could have made something worthwhile from this but, like a similar Australian production called 'Tomorrow, when the war begun' I have seen recently which was just as disappointing as this movie was, the tone was just off and it was obvious that they were not willing to take enough risks. Obviously, to make us believe that any nation could invade the USA is rather preposterous but that wasn't the main issue. The biggest problem is that you never believe that something really tragic is actually and most of the time, it felt like watching a video game. The weirdest thing was maybe to see Josh Peck who used be to this funny chubby kid in 'Drake and Josh' and, somehow, he has become another pretty face. Maybe he should take more acting classes instead of going to the gym because he wasn't really convincing but he did what he could with this material. To conclude, even though the whole thing had some potential, it was rather weak and I don't think it is really worth a look.


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A very good movie

Posted : 10 years, 3 months ago on 4 December 2014 09:24 (A review of Tatie Danielle)

Ɖtienne Chatiliez is not really famous abroad but he always had a very solid reputation in France. Indeed, his 3 first movies all became massive cult-classics in my motherland (ā€˜La vie est un long fleuve tranquilleā€™, ā€˜Tatie Danielleā€™ and ā€˜Le bonheur est dans le prĆ©ā€™) and this one was definitely was my favorite one. Indeed, if I remember correctly, I even saw it when it was released in the movie theater when it was released. I was just a kid at the time but I had a real blast, probably because I had never seen such a black comedy before. In my opinion, it was Chatiliezā€™s sharpest work and I have noticed that even though the number of senior citizens is ever expanding around the Western world, we donā€™t get many movies about them which is quite a pity. On top of that, you get a really black comedy about this really obnoxious old witch which was something really refreshing at the time. Eventually, Chatiliez is not as subsersive as he would like us to believe so, towards the end, you get to realize that the main character was not so evil which was a slight step-down. To conclude, it is a pretty much a classic in France and it is definitely worth a look, especially if you like the genre.


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An average movie

Posted : 10 years, 3 months ago on 3 December 2014 09:39 (A review of Campfire Tales)

Since it is a rather obscure feature, I wasn't expecting much from this flick but since there was a rather nice cast, I thought I might as well give it a try. Eventually, the end-result was rather underwhelming but there was definitely some potential. For example, the first segment starring James Marsen and Amy Smart was poorly linked with the rest and should have come later on. Then, you had the main segment called 'The Campfire' which was pretty weak itself, even though its conclusion was definitely an improvement. The following piece called 'The Honeymoom' was the weakest of them all, even though Jennifer MacDonald was quite charming. It then finally got better with 'People Can Like Too' which was a seriously creepy story with some pedophile predator. It clearly stood out from the rest but it was a decent tale. The finale part, starring Jacinda Barrett in her first role, was also rather solid. Like I said before, the makers had a nice concept and with some better writting, it could have been a winner but there was just too much stuff here that didnā€™t really work for me. Anyway, to conclude, even though it wasnā€™t really bad, the whole thing felt like a missed opportunity and I don't think it is really worth a look.


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