
Posted : 12 years, 2 months ago on 11 February 2013 09:14
(A review of
The Thing)
Beforehand, I wasnāt sure about this one. Indeed, nowadays John Carpenterās movies are really popular among remakers and this movie was already the 4th one they decided to redo. Of course, I know, it is not actually a remake but a prequel tot the classic directed by John Carpenter. However, I still think it was obviously marketed as a remake. Indeed, the title was the same, the poster was really reminiscent to its predecessor and even the letter type for the title was exactly the same. I think it's really lame to make such an effort to make it look like a remake when actually, it isn't supposed to be one. To make things even worse, I thought that the plot was really similar and they tried really hard to make you believe that the whole thing was not an updated version. So, all these made it rather difficult for me to really enjoy this movie, but I have to admit, it wasn't bad at all and rather entertaining but except for some new fancy special effects, they didn't add much to the whole thing and it felt rather unnecessary. To conclude, in my opinion, it is actually a remake disguised as a prequel, but if you havenāt seen any movies from the Alien franchise, any movie involving The Thing, than there is a good chance you will enjoy this movie more than I did and I think it is somehow still worth a look, especially if you like the genre.

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Posted : 12 years, 2 months ago on 9 February 2013 10:27
(A review of
The Eye)
I wasn't expecting much from this flick but I always enjoy a horror flick from time to time so why not this one? Following the foot steps of Naomi Watts and Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jessica Alba hoped to find some success with this remake of an Asian horror flick but, unfortunately for her, the end-result was rather disappointing. To start with, I haven't seen the original version but there is a good chance it was better than this remake. Personally, I was more interested by the whole psycholigical aspect than the horror setting which reminded me of an half-baked version of 'Final Destination' (of which I wasn't a big fan in the first place). Concerning Jessica Alba, as usual, she looked pretty good but I still have a hard time to take her seriously as an actress. At least, you could see that she was really trying hard even though it wasn't really convincing. The directors are a French duo whose directing debut was 'Ils', a movie I should check out when I get the opportunity. Unfortunately, they consolidate the group of European directors who tried to breakthrough in America with a remake, usually in the horror genre, but expect for a few like Alexandre Aja, most of them are forgotten pretty quickly and David Moreau and Xavier Palud are not an expection and are now back in France soon releasing something else (separately this time). So, I didn't care much for this flick, it was rather well made but there was no depth whatsoever and I was rather bored during the whole thing. To conclude, it is yet another uninspired remake of Asian horror and it is not really worth a look, even if you like the genre.

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Posted : 12 years, 2 months ago on 9 February 2013 03:36
(A review of
The Wild)
I already saw this movie but since it was a while back and since it was available on Disney+, I thought I might as well check it out again. Well, as I expected, the damned thing was still one of the worst animated features ever released by Disney. In fact, even though I blamed Disney for many years for this misfire, I actually discovered that they didn't actually make this feature, they only distributed it. The one to blame was actually C.O.R.E. Feature Animation, a Canadian company which eventually shut down in 2010 (what a surprise...). Anyway, basically, it is a cheap rip-off of 'Madagascar' which had been released only a year before. Sure, I actually enjoyed 'Madagascar' but the story wasn't really flawless and it was even more obvious with this lame feature. At least in 'Madagascar', the characters were pretty cool, especially the lemurs and the pinguins, whereas, here, they were hardly entertaining. Kasar was especially lame and probably the most pathetic bad guy ever displayed in a Disney animated feature. I mean, he was basically some kind of psychotic gnu who was apparently a master choreographer and whose great plan was to become a carnivore which was as lame as it sounds. At least, I have to admit that the animation was not bad, at least, it did look miles better than āChicken Littleā, Disneyās first pathetic attempt at CGI animation. Anyway, to conclude, it was another seriously low point for Disney , the damned thing was just so weak and it is not really worth a look, even if you like this genre.

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Posted : 12 years, 2 months ago on 9 February 2013 08:14
(A review of
On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969))
Georges Lazenby will always be the black sheep among the James Bond actors. Indeed, he is the only guy who made just one movie while even Timothy Dalton managed to make two of those. Personally, I find it difficult to judge him since he would have needed a couple of movies to make the part is own. Futhermore, the guy was actually a model and completely unknown and it wasn't the easiest task to take over from Sean Connery, the best James Bond ever. Still, there was something interesting about casting a raw talent to play this character. Indeed, because of his lack of skills and experience, Lazenby's acting was more physical and it was an interesting approach to portray this legendary character. Like I said before, the opinions are quite extreme about this movie as many people wouldn't care for it but you also have some fans who argue that it is the best Bond movie ever made. First of all, it is one of the most faithful adaptations of an Ian Fleming novel and virtually everything in the book occurs in the film. It was also the first time James Bond really fell in love (It will never happen again until 'Casino Royale') and it was also the longest Bond movie (once again until 'Casino Royale' which was 4 minutes longer). Personally, I think it is one of the better Bond flicks. I mean, I don't think I'm a huge fan of this franchise but I think it is one of the better installments and it is definitely worth a look, especially if you like the genre.

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Posted : 12 years, 2 months ago on 8 February 2013 08:06
(A review of
Airplane!)
I'm pretty sure I saw this one back then when I was a kid but since it is such a classic, I thought it was time for a re-watch. Personally, I think one of the interesting things about this movie is that it is a great test to know if you actually enjoy this genre of parodies. Indeed, even though it might not be the first one, it was and is the best one ever made. So, if you watch this flick and you think it stinks, you can skip directly everything in this genre because nothing else that came after was remotely better than this. For me, this test worked pretty well and I know where I stand now. Indeed, I thought it was pretty good and there were many many good jokes ('a smoking ticket, please!', just awesome...) but that was about it, I'm afraid. Indeed, in my opinion, even though it is supposed to be that way, it all remains pretty stupid and stupid humor is not really my thing, I'm afraid. After this, the directing trio (Jim Abrahams, David Zucker and Jerry Zucker) spent much of their career milking dry this genre and I didn't care much for it (yeah, even 'The Naked Gun' trilogy was pretty lame, in my opinion...). To conclude, even though I'm not a huge fan, it is definitely a pretty good comedy, a classic, and it is definitely worth a look, especially if you like the genre.

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Posted : 12 years, 2 months ago on 8 February 2013 07:42
(A review of
Blueberry)
I already saw this movie but since it was a while back and since I have it on DVD, I was quite eager to check it out again. First of all, if you are not French or Belgian, I don't expect that you have either heard about Jan Kounen, the director of this movie, or about 'Blueberry', the comic book which has inspired this movie. Personally, I have read many of these awesome comic books drawn by the legendary Jean Giraud also known as Moebius. Therefore, since I really loved those, I was obviously really interested in this flick. When I was a teenager, back in France, I also saw Jan Kounen's directing debut 'Dobermann' and since it was a pretty cool flick, I was wondering what he will do next. Apparently, after 'Dobermann', Kounen actually stopped making movies and went to South America to discover mescaline with some shaman. So, instead of making a straightforward adaptation, Kounen chose to make a rather peculiar Western mixed with his shamanic experiences with Vincent Cassel playing once again the main character. Of course, the end result was rather disconcerting and most of the viewers didn't care for it. I have to admit it, I wasn't completely convinced myself but, at least, the Shaman stuff was visually pretty neat. In fact, these scenes turned out to be the most interesting thing about this movie which otherwise was just a rather generic Western with a rather miscast Vincent Cassel, a usually decent actor who gave here a rare poor performance. Anyway, to conclude, in spite of its flaws, only for its wild ending, I still think is worth a look but it is rather likely that a more faithful adaptation would have been more interesting.Ā

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Posted : 12 years, 2 months ago on 8 February 2013 01:00
(A review of
Boomerang)
By now, I have seen almost all the movies starring Eddie Murphy and, honestly, he must have had one of the most disappointing careers in Hollywood ever. Back then, in the 80ās, he was one of the biggest stars and a huge box-office draw. Than, in the 90ās, his movies started to get pretty lame but were still successful but since the 2000ās, all his movies are totally lame and usually flop terribly at the box-office. There are some exceptions though and I thought that this movie was one of them. Indeed, I heard some good things about it, even my wife told me it was actually pretty good. Unfortunately, I thought it was yet another disappointing feature starring Murphy. Indeed, even though the whole thing had some potential, I thought it was actually barely entertaining and not really funny. Indeed, Eddie Murphy plays this arrogant womanizer and I thought he was more painfully obnoxious than hilariously funny. One of the few things I enjoyed about this flick was to see a young and charming Halle Berry at the beginning of her career but thatās about it. To be honest, it was not really awful. Indeed, at least, the premise had some potential, especially compared to his moronic recent work but I really had a hard time to care about the whole thing. To conclude, it is a rather average comedy and it is not really worth a look, except maybe if you are die-hard fan of Eddie Murphy.

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Posted : 12 years, 2 months ago on 8 February 2013 10:43
(A review of
Greenberg)
Even though Iām not a huge fan of Noah Baumbachās work, I still enjoyed his previous movies so I was really eager to check this flick as well. Apparently, Baumbach has become some kind of specialist on neurotic characters and Roger Greenberg was probably his worst creation so far. To start with, I can understand that many people wouldnāt care for this character. Indeed, like most mental patients, he is a terrible egomaniac wrapped up in his messed up world completely incapable of any form of compassion. Actually, Greenberg reminded me of 2 persons. First of all, he reminded me of Daniel Johnston, a (supposedly) talented song-writer who messed up a couple of record deals and ended up a couple of times in a mental institution. The second person I was reminded of was actually myself. Indeed, his obsessive and erratic behavior was highly recognizable and confrontational for me and there were a couple of times I thought I was hearing myself talkingā¦ I donāt think Iām so messed up though. I mean, I have a steady job, a wife and kids but I think I do manage to make the people around me often completely crazy. So, I thought that the main character was really interesting and Ben Stiller really impressed me as he easily gave here one of his best performances. Greta Gerwig was also really good, she gave a very subtle performance and Iām really curious to see her again in something else. Eventually, two characters felt flawed, really real, and were much more interesting than the usual stereotypes provided by Hollywood. Still, I canāt say the whole thing was mind-blowing though. Indeed, to be honest, it is not really funny and, basically, you spend almost 2 hours with a really unlikeable guy and it can be tiresome. Anyway, in spite of its flaws, it was pretty good and it is definitely worth a look, especially if you like the genre.

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Posted : 12 years, 2 months ago on 7 February 2013 01:35
(A review of
Win a Date with Tad Hamilton!)
I wasnāt expecting much from this flick but since I have a weak spot for romantic comedies, I still wanted to check it out. I have to admit with such a title, the whole thing looked pretty lame but, to my surprise, it was actually a really decent effort. I mean, it was not really original but I thought it was rather entertaining and the characters where actually pretty well written and a little more than the usual stereotypes. The other interesting aspect about this movie is that it starred 3 up-and-coming actors who were all rather disappointing in the following 8 years. Indeed, Kate Bosworth was the one with the highest profile at that time. She was supposed to become one of the biggest female stars but then 2 years later, she showed up in the underperforming āSuperman Returnsā and her career has since never recovered from that blow. Than, you have Topher Grace. I always had a weak spot for this guy who I find 100ās times more intriguing than Ashton Kutcher. It was only his 3rd movie and he also had a promising career but since then he still hasnāt breakthrough and was even partially blamed for the disappointing āSpider-Man 3ā. Then, you have Josh Duhamel. It was his acting debut but since then, except for showing up as one of the many underwhelming characters in the āTransformersā franchise, he hasnāt done much either. So, one of the appeal of this feature is to see those 3 emerging young actors who managed to make their characters compelling enough. To conclude, even though it is nothing really original, it is actually a decent romantic comedy and I think it is worth a look, especially if you like the genre.

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Posted : 12 years, 2 months ago on 7 February 2013 12:10
(A review of
Faster)
I wasnāt sure what to expect from this flick but I thought it could be a decent action flick. At first, it might sound like yet another sequel or spin-off to āThe Fast and the Furiousā franchise, especially since Dwayne Johnson was playing the main character but, eventually, it didnāt have anything to do with the rejuvenated franchise. Surprisingly, Georges Tillman Jr., the director, made this movie as an homage to the action films from the 70ā s but, personally, I thought it was more a throwback to those 80ās revenge action flicks starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone or one of those guys. The problem is that, nowadays, successful commercial features are either book adaptations with an already established fan base, super-hero flicks, or yet another sequel to a well known franchise. Anyway, basically nobody is really looking for such action movies, except if they include a dozen of action veterans. So, personally, I wasnāt blown away by the whole thing but I think it was still a decent action flick. Indeed, I enjoyed the slick directing by Georges Tillman Jr., for someone who made only dramas so far, he shows a flair for the action scenes. Dwayne Johnson was not bad, and looked pretty menacing but he basically looked pissed off during the whole thing and it became a little bit ridiculous after a while. Furthermore, there were many characters, many sub-plots and it is was probably too much to handle for this action flick. The most striking sub-plot was the one involving a contract killer. Indeed, this story was intriguing but it was either too weird or too underdeveloped to become really compelling. Finally, the whole thing about the tough guy seeking revenge has already been done to death and the makers didnāt add anything really new or interesting to the formula. Still, it remains a rather entertaining feature and I think it is worth a look, especially if you like the genre.

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