Posted : 2 months, 1 week ago on 12 September 2024 10:09
(A review of
So This Is Paris)
To be honest, it did seem to be a rather obscure movie from the 20âs but, since it was directed by Ernst Lubitsch and since it was available on YouTube, I thought I might as well check it out. Itâs rather funny and interesting how, back then, almost 100 years ago, they could make a movie like this one with just a handful of characters and barely a plot at all. Indeed, the damned thing was really about pretty much nothing as it focused on 2 couples living across each other and who basically swapped partners. Eventually, it was all really daft and actually way too feather-light for my taste and, yet, I have to admit that the damned thing turned out to be quite entertaining after all. Indeed, the 4 actors involved (Monte Blue, Patsy Ruth Miller, George Beranger, Lilyan Tashman) were all pretty good but I was above all impressed by their body language. Back then, like all other movies, it was silent, but, in this case, I was really neat how they managed with only their face and their body to say so much and, above all, to be so hilarious. My favorite one was probably Monte Blue playing Dr Giraud as he had the best bits. Concerning the directing, Ernst Lubitsch was one of the early masters, especially in in this genre, and the fact that the damned thing worked so well was probably thanks to his directing but, to be honest, it didnât see anything really fancy in this area. Indeed, it seemed all fairly basic to me but Iâm probably not expert enough in this area to make an educated analysis. Anyway, to conclude, even if it wasnât really a masterpiece, it was still a solid minimalistic comedy and I think it is worth a look, especially if you like the genre.
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Posted : 2 months, 1 week ago on 12 September 2024 08:08
(A review of
The Flash)
To be honest, I wasnât really sure what to expect from this flick but since it was available on HBO Max, I thought I might as well check it out. Well, the production on this movie was pretty epic and, even though the overhype was huge (some critics even called it one of the super-hero flicks ever made), it turned out to be a big flop and there is a fair chance that Ezra Millerâs career is now really over after all the shenanigans in his private life. Anyway, how was the damned thing after all? Well, the opening was definitely not promising. Indeed, it was such a tedious mess, no matter how many cameos they might throw at us (Gal Gadot was such a mighty Wonder Woman though and she will be terribly missed in the future). Fortunately, the plot was not bad at all. Indeed, it is a classic tale about the Flash going into the past to save his mother and it had a nice emotional core. Furthermore, , no matter how f*cked-up Ezra Miller might be in real life, he really managed to deliver 2 distinct versions of the same character at different age and I also really liked the sweet connection between the two Barryâs. Even if it was completely ruined by the trailer, it was also really cool to see Michael Keaton playing again this iconic character and it was even more awesome that he completely nailed it at more than 70 years old. Concerning Sasha Calle, I did like her take on Supergirl but she was just there for 20 mins only and Iâm afraid she wasnât given enough to do. Anyway, to conclude, it seems rather shameful how DC completely copycat in specific âSpider-Man: No Way Homeâ and in general Marvelâs current take on the multiverse but, even if this movie was sometimes a hot mess, I have to admit that it was actually fairly entertaining and it is worth a look, especially if you like the genre.Â
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Posted : 3 months, 1 week ago on 13 August 2024 12:52
(A review of
Rambo: Last Blood)
To be honest, even if I have to admit that âFirst Bloodâ was not bad (it has been a while since I saw it though), I never really cared for this franchise but since it was starring Sylvester Stallone, I thought I might as well check it out anyway. Well, surprisingly, it wasn't bad at all after all, in fact, I think it was actually better than the previous installment. Still, it doesnât mean that this movie was great though. I mean, its greatest asset was the fact that it felt so different than the previous movies which was quite refreshing. However, it was also an issue, Iâm afraid. Indeed, basically, they took a really generic revenge tale and then dropped in John Rambo as the main character but, eventually, the end-result barely felt like a Rambo flick after all. Another thing that bothered me was the fact that, in my opinion, it was just so mean that, after getting beat up to death, after going through all this trouble to rescue his niece, the poor girl actually died when she was actually on her way back home. It was especially mean because the only reason they went for this was to make sure that the guy would go berserk and kill a whole bunch of sex-traffickers in the process. Sure, you could argue it was the whole point of the movie from the start but the way to get there was rather depressing. Finally, why did Paz Vega took this really thankless role? I mean, her international career has never been really impressive but there was really nothing interesting about her character. Anyway, to conclude, even if it didnât turn out to be as bad as I expected it to be, I still donât think it is really worth a look, except maybe if you are a die-hard fan of this iconic character.Â
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Posted : 3 months, 1 week ago on 12 August 2024 01:39
(A review of
Borderlands)
I wasnât really sure what to expect from this flick but, since the trailer was not bad, I thought that I could watch it with Nick, my step-son. I have noticed that this movie was a huge critical flop when it was released but, to be honest, it turned out to be rather hard to judge this movie for me after all. First of all, there was the fact that, after Eli Roth delivered a hard R-rated movie as it was supposed to be from the start, the studio spent more than a year completely retooling the damned thing to get a PG-13 rating which basically ruined the damned thing. The other issue was that, last weekend, I was just moving in into my new apartment and, even though I saw this movie in the afternoon, I was actually exhausted and started to really doze off during the 2nd half. Anyway, even though I have to admit that most of the story was indeed seriously derivative, it was just so cool to see Cate Blanchett, at 55 years old, playing some badass space gunslinger and, of course, she completely nailed it. Claptrap, the robot voiced by Jack Black, was also quite entertaining. Unfortunately, all the other characters involved were rather half-baked and barely entertaining. Especially for Kevin Hart, after the even more underwhelming âLiftâ, it was the 2nd movie I have seen this year during which he tried to tackle something really different than his usual comedies and completely failed (at least, âJumanji: Welcome to the Jungleâ did work though). Anyway, to conclude, my rating was probably too generous here but I donât think I will watch the damned thing again at some point just to make sure, my love for Cate Blanchett is so strong, I think you should watch anything with her, even if it might actually be one of the worst movies of the year.Â
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Posted : 3 months, 2 weeks ago on 8 August 2024 12:32
(A review of
Damsel)
I wasnât really sure what to expect from this flick but, since I have a weak spot for Millie Bobby Brown and since it was available on Netflix, I thought I might as well check it out. To be honest, I think the poster pretty much spoiled the damned thing. Indeed, you get to see the young actress looking pretty badass with a sword so you know from the start that she will fight some dragon from the very beginning but, seriously, it took forever to get there. It was also another issue, the fact that they could have easily removed 30 mins of running time. I mean, for crying out loud, the poor girl actually did manage to get out off this cave at some point and, yet, they did send her back almost right away so she could save her baby sister which was, narratively speaking, pretty shabby. And yet, I always had a weak spot for minimalistic features and 2/3 of the duration was basically about Brown all alone in some cave with some massive dragon chasing her and this part was actually fairly entertaining. Indeed, she is really charismatic and the fact that she is only 20 years old was also appreciated as she was therefore pretty much the same age of her character instead of being 10 years older which is so often the case. Unfortunately, this movie didnât have much else to offer. For example, the whole introduction, even if it did look fine, was such a bore and, to make things worse, it did feel rather unnecessary. The whole point was to see a princess fighting a dragon instead of getting rescued but nobody really cared about why she actually got there. Anyway, to conclude, I think I was rather generous with my rating here but I guess it is still worth a look, even if it would be really neat if Millie Bobby Brown would finally make some projects outside Netflix in the future.
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Posted : 3 months, 2 weeks ago on 7 August 2024 08:46
(A review of
Trigger Warning)
I wasnât really sure what to expect from this flick but, since it was starring Jessica Alba and since it was available on Netflix, I thought I might as well check it out. To be honest, it wasnât the worst movie I have seen recently released by Netflix (I have to admit that I have watched a lot of garbage lately) but the main thing that bothered me was that the fact the whole thing felt so empty. Indeed, for a good while, in fact, for almost the whole duration, I was wondering what the damned thing was supposed to be about. Eventually, it wasnât a great story at all and the plot turned out to be really paper thin. Concerning Alba, it turned tout that she had to basically carry the whole thing on her shoulders. In fact, none of the other characters was developed whatsoever but there is a fair chance that it was done on purpose just to make sure that nobody could upstage her in any way. The most amazing thing about this actress is that, 20 years later, she still looks so gorgeous but, even though her character was pretty badass and had some potential, Iâm afraid she wasnât really convincing though. Is there anyway that this movie could have worked at all? I do believe that a bad director can mess up a great story and a great director can turn a lame story into a great movie. In this case, they could have gone for a really raw and/or violent approach or the main character could have been more complex but this director really did nothing at all with this material which was already not interesting in the first place. Anyway, to conclude, in spite of Jessica Albaâs seemingly endless charisma, the damned thing was pretty weak and Iâm afraid itâs not really worth a look.Â
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Posted : 3 months, 2 weeks ago on 6 August 2024 09:03
(A review of
Lift)
I wasnât really sure what to expect from this flick but, since there was a decent cast involved and since it was available on Netflix, I thought I might as well check it out. In fact, I do have a weak spot for heist movies but, to be honest, I was actually surprised by how lame this movie actually turned out to be, especially since it was directed by the guy who gave us âThe Italian Jobâ. Iâm not a huge fan of this remake but I have to admit that it was a decent flick and it was, back then, a commercial success. On the other hand, he was also responsible for âBe Coolâ probably one of the least necessary and above least entertaining sequels ever made. Anyway, coming back to our main feature, right from the start, I was just so bored and one of the reasons was the fact that everything looked so fake. It reminded me of âThiefâ, one of my favorite movies in the genre. Back then, they used an actual vault and the actual tools to break in which were supplied by real-life thieves who served as technical consultants on this film. Anyway, the damned thing was so raw and so fascinating to behold but, in this case, they kept using some supposedly âhigh-techâ gadgets which all looked rather pathetic. It has also been a while since I have seen a movie with such ugly CGI. Another issue was the fact that all the characters were just terribly flat. I mean, I have nothing against Kevin Hart, the guy can be actually pretty funny, but he was just never convincing as some kind of mastermind thief. At least, Gugu Mbatha-Raw was, as usual, really lovely and she did what she could with this material but itâs a shame than such a talented actress keeps wasting her time with such underwhelming Netflix features (see also âThe Cloverfield Paradoxâ). Anyway, to conclude, the damned thing was just terribly weak and I think you should probably avoid it.Â
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Posted : 3 months, 2 weeks ago on 4 August 2024 05:22
(A review of
Trap)
To be honest, I wasnât really sure what to expect from this flick but, since there was literally nothing else to see at the movie theater, I thought I might as well give it a try. Well, eventually, I have to admit that I was actually positively surprised by the damned thing. Indeed, I think I enjoyed it, on one hand, because I have nowadays such low expectations from M. Night Shyamalan and, on the other hand, because it was in fact probably the least pretentious movie he has delivered so far. The most annoying thing about Shyamalan, even with 'The Sixth Sense', is the way he always ends up his movies with a big twist which is supposed to show how really smart he is. Here, the whole thing was actually an endless succession of twists which might sound even worse but this approach turned out to be much less annoying. The fact that most of these twists were not completely ridiculous also probably helped. I mean, the concept of catching a serial-killer during a huge pop-concert might sound catchy but, to be honest, it didnât make much sense though. To have also all this police force in uniform also triggered him almost right away and it seemed to be a rather stupid move from this supposedly super smart profiler. Another thing that I enjoyed with this movie was the fact that the main character was actually quite fascinating. Indeed, on one hand, he was actually a good father, probably a good husband as well, and, yet, he was also a bloodthirsty serial-killer. It was also pretty neat that Josh Harnett was a perfect choice for this role. Unfortunately, Shyamalan always had no idea how to develop the psychology of his characters and this movie was not exception, I'm afraid. Indeed, it would have been amazing if they could have displayed how dark his mind was while still being a kind and caring parent. Instead, Shyamalan went for a much lighter approach, even ending on a rather comical note which, I have to admit it, actually worked. Anyway, to conclude, even if it wasn't a masterpiece whatsoever, it turned out to be a solid B feature after all and I think it is worth a look, especially if you like the genre.Â
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Posted : 3 months, 2 weeks ago on 4 August 2024 08:51
(A review of
90 Minutes in Heaven)
To be honest, I wasnât really sure what to expect from this flick but, since there was a decent cast involved and since it was available on Netflix, I thought I might as well check it out. Well, eventually, as usual with such Christian-themed movies, the damned thing was pretty weak but I actually think it did have some potential. I have to admit that I have been raised as an atheist (you could say that my folks are pretty much 'anti-'religion) but I have always been fascinated by religion as a concept. On top of that, I do believe that the way of thinking and living displayed by Jesus was actually incredibly inspiring. Anyway, coming back on our main feature, I think they completely messed-up their approach. Indeed, even if Don Piper himself might disagree, our goal should never be about reaching heaven, it should always be about who you are and what you are doing right now with your time on this Earth. That's in fact something rather off-putting about the Christian religion, this obsession about rewarding and punishment in the after life when, in fact, it was definitely not what Jesus was preaching about. I'm sorry, I'm deviating again but, eventually, most of the duration was about the main character being in bed suffering incredible pain but the end-result was rather botched because they never managed to make you feel his agony whatsoever. To make things worse, even though I never had anything against Hayden Christensen, the guy was just really weak here and I'm afraid he didn't have the skills to play such a challenging part. Coming back on the theological side, he was given the gift of life not once but twice and, instead of cherishing this gift, he was just constantly complaining. I mean, it also meant that he was actually human but his depression was just so poorly depicted, it was actually rather hard to root for him. Anyway, to conclude, even if it wasn't a complete disaster, this movie was rather lame and you should probably avoid it, except if you really like the genre.
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Posted : 3 months, 3 weeks ago on 28 July 2024 10:39
(A review of
Deadpool & Wolverine)
Nick, my step-son, was really eager to check this movie and it was pretty much our highest priority for this year. On top of that, we went to see it on his birthday which was really neat. Well, Nick, like the rest of the audience, really had a blast, that's for sure, and I have to admit that it was indeed quite entertaining. Was it great though? Not really, I'm afraid. I mean, to bring Wolverine back into the mix, even though the character had been retired after 'Logan', was a very smart marketing stunt but, unfortunately, it was pretty much the only thing that it was, a smart marketing move. Indeed, eventually, I don't think that these two characters had such great chemistry but they were not helped by the fact that they were not given much to do. Basically, for most of the duration, you get to see them wandering in some wasteland, they kept fighting and arguing with each other and that was basically it. As usual with the MCU but in fact the whole super-hero genre, they were stuck into the same plot they alway give us about saving the world from some all-mighty villain. Seriously, when will they finally come up with something new, especially now since the MCU is clearly struggling? Anyway, to bring back Wolverine, of course, they used the multiverse trope but I have to admit that it worked really well with Deadpool messed-up unhinged humor. Indeed, as a result, you get so many unexpected and left-field cameos, it was actually really neat. And, of course, even though the plot was terribly derivative and barely entertaining, even though Wolverine didn't have much added value after all, Deadpool remains such a wild and insanely fun character. Will he ever come back again? It's tricky since he doesn't fit at all in the MCU kid-friendly tone but I certainly hope so. Anyway, to conclude, even if it was nothing really revolutionary, I have to admit that the damned was really entertaining and it is definitely worth a look, especially if you like the genre.
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