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An average movie

Posted : 2 years, 8 months ago on 30 May 2022 05:53 (A review of Song One)

To be honest, I wasn’t really sure what to expect from this movie but since it was starring Anne Hathaway and since it was available on Netflix, I thought I might as well check it out. Well, the concept of this sister reading the diary of her comatose brother and visit his favorite places had some potential. Indeed, I really liked the sad melancholic tone and the music was really neat. On top of that, the main characters, well played by Hathaway and Johnny Flynn, were intriguing. Indeed, they were both two lost souls (one grieving about her ill brother, the other stuck with writer’s block) who somehow felt a connection. And, yet, in spite of its potential, the damned thing never really grabbed me though. For starters, they did push Granny’s quest too far, a quest which was
 what was it exactly in fact? By the way, since she was basically a student, how could she afford a vintage gramophone and a vintage keyboard? How buying this stuff was helping her brother anyway? Was playing some music not enough? Then, they had some trouble connecting this burgeoning romantic relationship with Henry’s tragic predicament. As a result, as soon as he woke up, James suddenly vanished without saying a word, which was narratively quite dramatic but hardly sensical. I mean, why did he suddenly feel the urge to dump Franny? Was their relationship meaningless without Henry in a coma? Franny’s reaction was even worse though. Indeed, she went all the way to Philadelphia to miss his concert and didn’t even see him but, instead, she left a two words note and a CD. Again, it might seem interesting on a dramatic level but, on a more serious level, who does that? It seemed that the makers figured out that the characters somehow needed some closure but, instead of simply saying ‘goodbye’ like normal human beings, they went for something rather dramatic instead but it actually did backfire. Anyway, to conclude, in spite of its flaws, it was still a decent watch though and I think it is worth a look, especially if you like the genre.


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An average movie

Posted : 2 years, 8 months ago on 28 May 2022 07:26 (A review of Horrible Bosses 2)

To be honest, I didn’t remember much about ‘Horrible Bosses’, except that it didn’t really impress me, but since there was a really nice cast involved, I thought I might as well check this sequel. In fact, I’m pretty sure they already did botch the concept in the previous movie so I didn’t think a sequel was such a great idea but it was apparently a big box-office hit so I guess it was inevitable. Anyway, I’m afraid it turned out to be even more underwhelming though. The first thing that bothered me was the fact that, in spite of the title, the three main characters didn’t have to deal with any bosses this time around. Basically, the main idea was to have the same trio trying to kidnap some investor instead of having them killing their respective bosses but what did an investor have to do with the original concept? Shouldn’t it be called ‘Horrible Investor’ then? I don’t know, maybe I’m nitpicking but, even if you would put this aside, the damned thing was still rather boring. Indeed, none of these three idiots was really hilarious and the only characters who were actually funny were Jennifer Anniston and Kevin Spacey (I know, the guy is officially a huge creep now but he was pretty good here). Anyway, the main issue (and probably with its predecessors as well) was the fact that these three main characters were just so uncharismatic, so moronic, I never thought they were entertaining. Finally, the last thing that did bother me was that these guys organized a kidnapping involving a huge police task force, resulting in a murder (which they didn’t commit though) and yet they still get a free pass? Anyway, to conclude, I never cared about the damned thing and I don’t think it is really worth a look, except maybe if you really like the genre.


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A very good movie

Posted : 2 years, 8 months ago on 27 May 2022 05:32 (A review of Navalny)

To be honest, I wasn’t exactly dying to see a documentary about Putin’s main (and seemingly only) opponent but since the reviews were pretty good, I thought I might as well check it out. Well, the damned thing turned out to be so much more interesting than I expected. Obviously, there is the fact that there is a war in Ukraine right now, a war seemingly completely insane for anyone living outside Russia, which makes this movie even more topical. However this movie turned out to be above all a spellbinding thriller about the failed attempt to kill Navalny and how the guy discovered himself most of the conspiracy behind this murder attempt. I’m actually surprised that this incredible story didn’t get more media coverage at the time. I mean, I remember that they mentioned that Navalny probably got poisoned by the Russian secret services but the details provided in this movie were just flabbergasting and, at times, you wonder if Putin and his goons didn’t watch too many average spy thrillers. Concerning Navalny, I did appreciate that they didn’t display him as someone perfect but his dedication to this cause was really impressive and inspirational. I mean, most people after surviving such a murder attempt would definitely never go back to Russia (after all, there is always the possibility to fight the regime from abroad) but Navalny, instead, decided to go back there as soon as it was physically possible for him. Of course, he got arrested the minute he arrived there and you might wonder if we will ever see him ever again. If you combine these dramatic events with the current war in Ukraine, you get such a grim image of Russia and, especially, of Vladimir Putin. Anyway, to conclude, the damned thing turned out to be much stronger than I expected and it is definitely worth a look.


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An average movie

Posted : 2 years, 8 months ago on 27 May 2022 06:54 (A review of Falling Inn Love)

To be honest, I wasn’t expecting much from the damned thing but since it was starring Christina Milian and since it was available on Netflix, I thought I might as well check it out. Well, even though I have a weak spot for the genre, I’m afraid it must be the weakest romantic comedy I have seen so far on Netflix. It’s not that it was really awful, it’s just that the concept was really weak (starting with the title). I mean, couldn’t they find another way for her to end up with the Inn? Like simply buying it for cheap, for example, instead of joining some completely unbelievable contest? Then, there was the renovation issue. Indeed, I’m definitely not an expert, but such vast renovations should take at least 6 months, maybe even a year. Ok, if they did hire a whole team of construction workers working around the clock, maybe in 3 months, but she was doing everything with one guy. Then, finally, there was also the price tag. Apparently, since they replaced virtually ALL the furniture, without mentioning all the modern high tech stuff, I can’t imagine how much it did cost but I assume it was just way too expensive for her. To make things worse, the rest of the story was just so generic and predictable. Indeed, the fist person she met was of course the guy she would eventually fall in love with. At least, they usually start arguing at first but they didn’t even bother here. And, then, through the whole duration, she kept saying that she was going back to the US but it was so obvious that she wasn’t going anywhere. On the positive side, Christina Milian was charming and charismatic and this community in New-Zealand was really sweet but everything else was just so disposable and really tedious to behold. Anyway, to conclude, even if I have seen worse, the damned thing was still seriously weak and I don’t think it is really worth a look.


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An average movie

Posted : 2 years, 8 months ago on 26 May 2022 06:56 (A review of Crawl)

To be honest, I wasn’t sure what to expect from this flick but since it was directed by Alexandre Aja and since it was available on Netflix, I thought I might as well check it out. It’s interesting that, after even watching it twice, I still thought that ‘Piranha 3D’ was actually pretty lame and disappointing. Well, with a concept which wasn’t much less preposterous than the one they used in his previous movie (not only the main characters have to survive through a huge hurricane but they also have to face dozens of hungry alligators), it was fairly impressive how much Aja managed to get from it this time around. Indeed, with most average horror movie directors, it would have been probably so lame but I was surprising how realistic the whole setup seemed to be. Of course, it was less convincing that pretty much every character got killed within seconds by this monsters (which did make sense) while the main character and her father kept being bitten over and over and still survived (which was rather far-fetched) but it is understandable that the makers still needed stuff to happen to them, otherwise, there wouldn’t be a story to tell. Furthermore, even though I do like minimalistic movies with only a few characters and only one location, in this case, nothing much happened for a good chunk of time and it turned out to be fairly repetitive. However, the fairly realistic approach really worked and Kaya Scodelario and Barry Pepper were not bad at all, in spite of the limitations of the material they were provided with. Anyway, to conclude, even if it was nothing really amazing, it turned out to be a solid B horror feature after all and it is actually worth a look, especially if you like the genre.


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An average movie

Posted : 2 years, 8 months ago on 25 May 2022 08:47 (A review of F*ck de liefde 2)

To be honest, I really didn’t care much about ‘F*ck de liefde’ but since this sequel was available on Netflix, I thought I might as well check it out with my wife. Well, my wife actually preferred this sequel and I have to admit that it was slightly better but only slightly though. Indeed, the first thing that did bother me was that Thijs Römer, probably the only one who managed to deliver a decent performance in the previous instalment, was actually recast. To make it worse, his replacement, Geza Weisz was actually pretty weak. What was also confusing was that, instead of bringing back Donna played by Nicolette van Dam, they added another random blonde girl called Angela played by Bettina Holwerda but why? Just because they needed to keep 3 girls going abroad on holiday like in the previous movie? By the way, this time, they sent these girls to Ibiza instead of Curaçao but the end-results was just as jarring as it was in the previous movie. At least, the returning characters were better fleshed-out this time around. For example, Yolanthe Cabau’s character was slightly less one-note as they focused more on her career but she wasn’t helped by the fact that the conflict involving Bo and Said still felt seriously bogus. I mean, sure, Said messed up a couple of times but, during both movies, nothing really major happened that would justify such a major crisis in their relationship. On the positive side, even if the jokes were never really amazing, they were at least harmless and there was nothing awful like the kid swallowing Viagra in ‘F*ck de liefde’. Anyway, to conclude, the damned thing was still pretty weak and I don’t think it is really worth a look, except maybe if you are a die-hard fan of the genre. 



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An average movie

Posted : 2 years, 8 months ago on 24 May 2022 09:04 (A review of F*ck de liefde)

To be honest, I wasn’t expecting much from this flick but since my wife really likes such Dutch romantic comedies, I thought we might as well check it out together. Well, even though I have to admit that I actually have a weak spot for romantic comedies, I actually dread the Dutch ones and this one was a perfect example why. In this case, the first thing that bothered me was how messy the damned thing was. Indeed, for some reasons, 1/3 was taking place in Curaçao and 2/3 were taking place in the Netherlands and the random jumps between the 2 locations were just jarring. The other issue was that they were just way too many characters involved. I mean, there were 5 couples involved, even one love triangle, which was obviously too much to handle in 90 mins. In fact, if they had focused only on the love triangle, the relationship between Jack and Cindy and the relationship between Lisa and Jim, and threw away pretty much everything else, it could have worked. However, since there were so many characters involved, none of them were developed enough. The only one who still managed to make his character fairly interesting was Thijs Römer which was quite an achievement considering the material he was provided. The most disappointing one was Yolanthe Cabau whose character was completely one-note and not entertaining whatsoever. Finally, the foul language didn’t really bother me (I mean, with such a title, what did you expect?) but some of the jokes were just downright inappropriate. For example, there was a very young boy who did swallow some Viagra by accident and ended up in a hospital and it was just bewildering that this cringe-inducing scene was actually supposed be funny. Anyway, to conclude, even if the damned thing was rather harmless, it was still really weak and I don’t think it is worth a look. 



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An average movie

Posted : 2 years, 8 months ago on 23 May 2022 08:39 (A review of Love, Rosie)

To be honest, I wasn’t really sure what to expect from this flick but since I have weak spot for Lily Collins, I thought I might as well check it out. Well, the damned thing was certainly not original and did remind me of many famous romantic comedies such as ‘Four Weddings and a Funeral’, ‘My Best Friend's Wedding’ and, above all, ‘When Harry Met Sally...’. The other major obstacle for this movie was the fact there was no actual meet-cute, in fact, right from the start, it was pretty obvious that the two characters were heads over heels for each other, apparently since kindergarten, so how they could they keep them apart until the end of the movie? Well, in contrary to ‘When Harry Met Sally...’ which handled this concept perfectly, it was however never really convincing here. For example, was Alex an orphan with no friends whatsoever? How come nobody told him to wake the f*ck up and just tell this girl what he feels? For Rosie, it wasn’t much better. Indeed, she did have a family but nobody mentioned that she should probably get with Alex. Furthermore, how weird was that the only friend she ever had was the girl working at the drugstore where she bought her pregnancy test? And, yet, even if it was rather poorly developed (or in fact not developed whatsoever), the concept really had some potential and if I think it could have been pretty good if they took a slightly more realistic and darker approach. Furthermore, Lily Collins and Sam Claflin were both so charismatic and they had tons of chemistry together. Anyway, to conclude, in spite of its flaws, I have to admit that it was still a decent watch, above all thanks to the charming leads, and I think it is worth a look but probably only if you really like the genre. 



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An average movie

Posted : 2 years, 8 months ago on 22 May 2022 05:54 (A review of Fractured)

I wasn’t really sure what to expect from this flick but since I have a weak spot for Sam Worthington and since it was on Netflix, I thought I might as well check it out. Well, to be honest, it took me too long to really get into the damned thing. Indeed, the whole thing was really grim, not only the tone but also visually speaking. Furthermore, even though Worthington is always charismatic, I never really cared about his character and the rest of his family was even less interesting. It probably had to with the fact that none of these characters was really developed. And, yet, from the moment the family of the main character did disappear, I have to admit that the whole thing actually did grab me. Indeed, it actually turned out to be fairly clever. For example, one thing that what was well done was the fact that they kept spreading some clues, some which were actually giving up what was actually going on and some others which were misleading on purpose. As a result, my wife was actually convinced that there was some kind of conspiracy in this hospital but I wasn’t so sure. However, I thought it was rather heavy-handed and unconvincing how this psychiatrist managed to figure this out after just her first meeting with the main character and in a very short lapse of time. Obviously, this ‘genius’ psychiatrist was there simply to make sure that every moronic Netflix could actually understand what just happened. However, beside this point, it all made sense to me and it was refreshing to see a thriller which was not completely far-fetched and which focused on the state of mind of the main character instead of going for some random generic action scenes. Anyway, to conclude, it turned out to be a decent concept after all and I think it is worth a look, especially if you like the genre. 


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An average movie

Posted : 2 years, 8 months ago on 21 May 2022 07:00 (A review of The Ice Road)

I wasn’t expecting much from this flick but my wife was apparently quite eager to check it out so we did end up watching it together. To be honest, I was pretty sure that it would be yet another generic and boring action flick starring Neeson, the stuff that revived his career at some point and is now pretty much ruining it. However, even if it was still action oriented, I was pleasantly surprised by the fact that it was slightly different than his usual work. First of all, the concept was really cool and definitely had some potential. In fact, the first act was actually really solid. Indeed, this mix of badass action with some realistic circumstances was just so effective and quite nail-biting. I wish they kept having these characters facing some natural obstacles until the end but, for some reason, they decided to add a bad guy which was a mistake. Indeed, the rest of the movie was then dealing with this corporation trying to sabotage their own rescue mission which was rather generic and boring. I guess the makers didn’t trust enough the material (I mean, the title is ‘The Ice Road’, not ‘The Evil  Corporation’) so they felt that they had to add something to the mix but it was definitely a mistake. Of course, they must have been worried by the fact they couldn’t have their main actor spending almost all the duration sitting and driving his truck but I wish they found something else than having the guy go fist to fist with some boring thug. At least, the other characters involved (the brother, Jim, Tantoo) were not bad. Anyway, to conclude, I might have been too generous with my rating here but I still loved the concept and it was more interesting than the usual action flicks starring Liam Neeson nowadays. 


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